February 2012
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Bohemian Rhapsody is a perfect song.
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I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
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Movie theaters should show the Oscar winners for...
I would really love to see all of the films.
dontcallmecoward:
tigerskintrousers:
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hyperbolequeen:
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
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I feel like Rick Santorum running for President is just a joke. I mean, Americans would never elect someone so stupid, right?
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Anonymous asked: Should I just say tell someone how i feel about them?
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
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So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
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“Fuck you, you mindfuck.”
– Franky Fitzgerald
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Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: What do you do when you love someone who is incapable of loving you when you have a boyfriend, who means the world to you?
basic-eight asked: Have you ever traveled out of the country?
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Anonymous asked: Are you a virgin?
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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You are clearly a twat.
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I hate when my mom brings a guy home. It’s really awkward.
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theatomicboom:
i vote we all email rick santorum a bunch of gay porn
nothing else
just. gay. porn.
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