January 2012
WE ONLY GOT FOUR MINUTES, GOT FOUR MINUTES!
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becauseeveryoneelseistaken replied to your photo: brb going into a food coma
that looks disgusting. What is it?
apple pie and ice cream
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missmudblood:
lady gaga what the hell are you wearing
i’ve stop asking this question a long time ago haha
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thecumberbutt replied to your photo: wait, max did you delete or…?
yep!
that’s what I thought because I was missing you on my dash! yay for being back!
kurtana:
go ask me the best question you can think of before midnight
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becauseeveryoneelseistaken replied to your post: becauseeveryoneelseistaken replied to your post:…
absolutely serious
haha okay because i was like, is she serious or…?
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becauseeveryoneelseistaken replied to your post: It took me a while to figure out the NYE meant New…
OH MY GOODNESS. THAT’S WHAT IT MEANS!?
Are you being sarcastic or serious? I can’t tell…
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It took me a while to figure out the NYE meant New Year’s Eve.
I was like New York…something with and E…
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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Take any song with the word girl and replace it...
pr0tegototalum:
nevillethebamf:
WHO RUN THE WORLD? SQUIRRELS! WHO RUN THE WORLD? SQUIRRELS! WHO RUN THIS MOTHER? SQUIRRELS!
Squirrels just wanna have fun! Oh squirrels just wanna have…THAT’S ALL THEY REALLY WANT!
PROMISCUOUS SQUIRREL, YOU’RE TEASING ME, I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND I GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
California squirrels, they’re unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikinis on top! Sun-kissed skin, so...
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dramaisforllamas replied to your post: Take any song with the word girl and replace it with squirrel.
One less lonely squirrel…
omg trolololol
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stopitsgingertime:
i’m pretty sure that the best new year’s eve i’ve ever had was when me and my best friend watched the premiere of high school musical on disney channel though
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*log into facebook*
everyone: omq 2012 b gud 2 meh plz plz plz
*log out*
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seconddstartotherightt replied to your post: Take any song with the word girl and replace it with squirrel.
oh my God i did this like 3 months ago not even lying………..
omg that’s so weird!
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I would make a New Year's Resolution, but I'm...
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Take any song with the word girl and replace it...
WHO RUN THE WORLD? SQUIRRELS! WHO RUN THE WORLD? SQUIRRELS! WHO RUN THIS MOTHER? SQUIRRELS!
Squirrels just wanna have fun! Oh squirrels just wanna have…THAT’S ALL THEY REALLY WANT!
PROMISCUOUS SQUIRREL, YOU’RE TEASING ME, I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND I GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
California squirrels, they’re unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikinis on top! Sun-kissed skin, so hot...
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
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December 2011
i feel bipolar.
i don’t know why i’m in such a bad mood, every little thing my mom does annoys me. something is wrong with me.
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
tumblange asked: Hi! Read the story! From- Angela and Sarah (and Alexa)
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mom: what are you doing?
me: nothing
mom: you're tying a lot for "nothing."
(five minutes later)
mom: what are you doing, writing a novel?
me: yes
mom: what's it about?
me: a mom who wouldn't stop asking her daughter what she was doing.